March 15, 2013

"The products of fermentation depend on the type of orgasm carrying out the process."
Sleep deprived woman taking a Biology quiz.

February 11, 2013

"Oh, come to me please"
Woman trying to remember the name of a tv show.

"He's easier than she is."
Students talking about professors.

"This little girl is gnawing on this little prick."
Man petting a puppy.

February 9, 2013

"I just love the white sauce!"
Woman talking to man about where to go for a first date while discussing Japanese cuisine.

February 5, 2013

"I swear it was bigger yesterday."
Boyfriend to girlfriend discussing cookie size in box lunch at school.

January 23, 2013

"I'm sorry I couldn't make it bigger."
-Boyfriend to girlfriend discussing the size of a game night with friends.

November 19, 2012

"I'm about to top deck it!"
-Men discussing Magic the Gathering

November 15, 2012

I didn't know he could pull it out like that
-Male after pulling an electrical plug out of the wall and breaking it