"I went down on a cucumber and didn't break a dish"
(Female to male) Said after a server slipped and fell at work on a cumber slice. She was carrying a full tray of dishes.
"Pencil Sharpener"
(Male to female) Used to describe the belly button, also know as the finger's playplace
"Potato"
(Male to female) Used to describe the size of feces the girl just pooped.
"Pink nuts"
(Male to female) Random comment after discussing the use of a female urination device and adding them as an additional decoration.
"Rabbit raisinettes"
(Male to female) Said after female had issues with number 2 in the restroom
"Machine gun farting"
(Female to male) Said after she ripped 60 miles of farts
"Honey, how do I make ramen noodles without burning them?"
(Female to male) Girlfriend learning how to cook
