Sunday, September 30, 2012

Thursday, October 13, 2011

"It hurt but it came out easy."
Server to another server, discussing opening a bottle of wine.

September 30, 2012

"He can get it up and in"
Male commentators discussing the Ryder Cup golf tournament.

"If you have a big bang, you have to have a big banger."
Pastor to church while discussing evolution.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

September 26, 2012

"Are you loving me in or out?"
-Damn You Auto correct from woman to her boyfriend (She meant to say are you locking me in or out)