November 19, 2012

"I'm about to top deck it!"
-Men discussing Magic the Gathering

November 15, 2012

I didn't know he could pull it out like that
-Male after pulling an electrical plug out of the wall and breaking it

Thursday, October 13, 2011

"It hurt but it came out easy."
Server to another server, discussing opening a bottle of wine.

September 30, 2012

"He can get it up and in"
Male commentators discussing the Ryder Cup golf tournament.

"If you have a big bang, you have to have a big banger."
Pastor to church while discussing evolution.

September 26, 2012

"Are you loving me in or out?"
-Damn You Auto correct from woman to her boyfriend (She meant to say are you locking me in or out)

He put it in there 7 years ago.
-Woman to man discussing minds being in the gutter.