October 21, 2010

"Mine may smell, but yours go the distance."
You know you are in love when you can talk about intestinal distress as a couple.

"Plato's Retreat, Jungle Style!"
Anthropology professor to class when discussing primate sexual behavior.

"Somebody had to be doing the nasty!"
Anthropology professor to class when discussing human reproduction.

"Let's get coffee and do the fandango!"
Anthropology professor to class when discussing casual sex among human beings.

"Apparently there is a trait for blue penises in South America. I don't think I want this, too close to blue balls."
Anthropology professor to class when discussing genetics.

"Who was going to help them? God?! God was a pain in the ass for the Sodomites."
Male theology professor at Loyola University Chicago

October 19, 2010

"Do you want to try my honey?"
Female to father upon purchase of a new jar of honey.

October 16, 2010

"I was doing weed all day and all night. Weed all week long. Weed all of my waking moments."
Man talking about his yard work.

"Blowjob!"
Female said to male while a male server walks by.

October 14,2010

"Hey honey, please feel my cheeks."
Female to male during dinner with friends