"Mine may smell, but yours go the distance."
You know you are in love when you can talk about intestinal distress as a couple.
"Plato's Retreat, Jungle Style!"
Anthropology professor to class when discussing primate sexual behavior.
"Somebody had to be doing the nasty!"
Anthropology professor to class when discussing human reproduction.
"Let's get coffee and do the fandango!"
Anthropology professor to class when discussing casual sex among human beings.
"Apparently there is a trait for blue penises in South America. I don't think I want this, too close to blue balls."
Anthropology professor to class when discussing genetics.
"Who was going to help them? God?! God was a pain in the ass for the Sodomites."
Male theology professor at Loyola University Chicago
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