"It is all gooey. It feels weird."
Boyfriend to his girlfriend at Chinese restaurant.
"It's Vasoline. It's good for you!"
Girlfriend to her boyfriend at Chinese restaurant.
"There is no right context for that"
In reference to the above comment.
"It's time we call the Pirates"
Male coworker to another male coworker.
"I just finished mine, but I can start putting in yours."
Male to female in random conversation.
"I brought the butter for his rolls"
Female to male, while discussing who brought what to a church Christmas party
"The travel wiener. Sounds like a hot dog place."
Male to female in random conversation.
"I yawned and my tongue got stuck"
Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole.
"It took about 10 minutes with hot water in the area for my tongue to come loose."
Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole.
"Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole."
Yeah, that's what he said.
"Wow this is a long one"
Yeah, that's what he said.
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