Monday, February 11, 2013

February 11, 2013

"Oh, come to me please"
Woman trying to remember the name of a tv show.

"He's easier than she is."
Students talking about professors.

"This little girl is gnawing on this little prick."
Man petting a puppy.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

February 9, 2013

"I just love the white sauce!"
Woman talking to man about where to go for a first date while discussing Japanese cuisine.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

February 5, 2013

"I swear it was bigger yesterday."
Boyfriend to girlfriend discussing cookie size in box lunch at school.