Female: "Is that the little stick you pound meat with?"
Male: "Yes, it is the meat hammer."
Couple discussing what a meat tenderizer looks like.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
February 18, 2011
female: "I swear i need to learn how to swallow."
male: "Did it miss your mouth and roll down your chin again?"
female: "No i choked."
male: "Did you take it too deeply again?"
female: "It went down the wrong hole."
male: "It may have been the wrong hole, but for a split second it was oh so right."
Female conversing with male about choking on buttered toast
male: "Did it miss your mouth and roll down your chin again?"
female: "No i choked."
male: "Did you take it too deeply again?"
female: "It went down the wrong hole."
male: "It may have been the wrong hole, but for a split second it was oh so right."
Female conversing with male about choking on buttered toast
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
February 17, 2011
"I looked at his unit today."
Male coworker to two other male coworkers in reference to fixing another male coworker's CD lamination machine.
"Aren't you glad he spreads it? He taught me too!"
Said by mom to daughter talking about how her son teaches women how to start fires using a fire starter.
"You should come to me."
Comment made by a lady to a man concerning travel.
Male coworker to two other male coworkers in reference to fixing another male coworker's CD lamination machine.
"Aren't you glad he spreads it? He taught me too!"
Said by mom to daughter talking about how her son teaches women how to start fires using a fire starter.
"You should come to me."
Comment made by a lady to a man concerning travel.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Feburary 10, 2011
"I'm picturing myself on my hands and knees in your cube"
Male coworker to male boss
Male coworker to male boss
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