Sunday, March 20, 2011

March 21, 2011

"Teabags make great facials, when they are hot on your face"
A mother gives beauty advice.

"(... He ...) said he didn't have time to do him"
Male coworker giving the reason why a male manager could not complete a task for another male manager.

"I can't keep up with your fingers"
Female to male, discussing speed of text messages.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

March 15, 2011

"You can play with it all you want, but don't be surprised when you take a load."
Male computer technician, giving a briefing about a new battery backup unit.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

March 8, 2011

"There's 'P' down there"
Male coworker to another coworker while looking in an alphabetized bottom drawer.