Friday, March 15, 2013

March 15, 2013

"The products of fermentation depend on the type of orgasm carrying out the process."
Sleep deprived woman taking a Biology quiz.

Monday, February 11, 2013

February 11, 2013

"Oh, come to me please"
Woman trying to remember the name of a tv show.

"He's easier than she is."
Students talking about professors.

"This little girl is gnawing on this little prick."
Man petting a puppy.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

February 9, 2013

"I just love the white sauce!"
Woman talking to man about where to go for a first date while discussing Japanese cuisine.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

February 5, 2013

"I swear it was bigger yesterday."
Boyfriend to girlfriend discussing cookie size in box lunch at school.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

January 23, 2013

"I'm sorry I couldn't make it bigger."
-Boyfriend to girlfriend discussing the size of a game night with friends.