"There was a nude beach there, and there was a couple pickle balling."
Coworker describing his vacation
"Can I taste a chip that's in your dip?"
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
December 27, 2010
"You're in the toilet and she is licking your leg."
Female describing the actions of the family dog
"You close the door and hear whimpering"
Female describing the actions of the family dog
Female describing the actions of the family dog
"You close the door and hear whimpering"
Female describing the actions of the family dog
Sunday, December 26, 2010
December 26, 2010
"You drink it in, and it slowly slides down your throat, feeling so good"
Male to female, describing taking cough medicine.
Male to female, describing taking cough medicine.
Friday, December 24, 2010
December 23, 2010
"I didn't realize how big it was until I got it in."
Female to male, after she took a bite of a huge Chimichanga .
Female to male, after she took a bite of a huge Chimichanga .
Friday, December 17, 2010
December 17, 2010
"You can put it in your pants, but don't try to get on an airplane with it afterward."
Male coworker to another male coworker.
Male coworker to another male coworker.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
December 15, 2010
"Do you want it long and hard or new and easy?"
Fitness instructor in reference to song choices.
Fitness instructor in reference to song choices.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
December 14, 2010
"I gave him what he wanted. Now give me some sugar!"
Male coworker describing the outcome of a meeting.
Male coworker describing the outcome of a meeting.
Monday, December 13, 2010
December 13, 2010
"It is all gooey. It feels weird."
Boyfriend to his girlfriend at Chinese restaurant.
"It's Vasoline. It's good for you!"
Girlfriend to her boyfriend at Chinese restaurant.
"There is no right context for that"
In reference to the above comment.
"It's time we call the Pirates"
Male coworker to another male coworker.
"I just finished mine, but I can start putting in yours."
Male to female in random conversation.
"I brought the butter for his rolls"
Female to male, while discussing who brought what to a church Christmas party
"The travel wiener. Sounds like a hot dog place."
Male to female in random conversation.
"I yawned and my tongue got stuck"
Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole.
"It took about 10 minutes with hot water in the area for my tongue to come loose."
Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole.
"Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole."
Yeah, that's what he said.
"Wow this is a long one"
Yeah, that's what he said.
Boyfriend to his girlfriend at Chinese restaurant.
"It's Vasoline. It's good for you!"
Girlfriend to her boyfriend at Chinese restaurant.
"There is no right context for that"
In reference to the above comment.
"It's time we call the Pirates"
Male coworker to another male coworker.
"I just finished mine, but I can start putting in yours."
Male to female in random conversation.
"I brought the butter for his rolls"
Female to male, while discussing who brought what to a church Christmas party
"The travel wiener. Sounds like a hot dog place."
Male to female in random conversation.
"I yawned and my tongue got stuck"
Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole.
"It took about 10 minutes with hot water in the area for my tongue to come loose."
Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole.
"Female to male, discussing the horror of getting one's tongue stuck on a pole."
Yeah, that's what he said.
"Wow this is a long one"
Yeah, that's what he said.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)