April 26, 2011

"Okay, I'm gonna eat a lot of nuts tonight cause I can."
"...but I want nuts!"
Female, sharing her snacking plan.

April 25, 2011

"We probably shouldn't let them shit out."
Mother to daughter discussing where to put Easter eggs.

"These balls are too big buddy."
Neighbor to neighbor.

"What is he getting hard on himself about?"
Cousin to Cousin talking about school and men.

April 19, 2011

"How do i get it up?"
Choir director to choir member about microphone stand

April 18, 2011

"...but i can't sit on something that hard for that long..."
Female describing issue with sitting on hard chairs due to nerve issues.

April 14, 2011

"It's all about control and loosening up my grip."
"Let your grips lead the club, not the head."
"It's about putting it in the hole."
Female discussing golf techniques.

April 11, 2011

"Do you know how much it hurt, laying there on something hard?"
Female discussing her x-ray experience

"He takes his meat catching very seriously."
Female discussing her husband's shrimp catching technique at a Japanese restaurant.

Male: "Are your nuts in your mouth, and are you sucking on them?"
Female: "They are nice and hard"
Discussion about her eating almonds.

"I'd better bring my knee pads tomorrow..."
Male coworker to male boss, concerning todo tasks.

"Oh, I put that in there."
Male to female, concerning her nuts.

Male: "So is your nutbag pretty full?"
Female: "No, I just put my hand in it for the first time tonight."
Continued discussion concerning the snacking upon almonds