January 28, 2011

"I blew it and it feels better."
Female to male, talking about how she dealt with a stuffed up nose.

January 16, 2011

"I had it out for a reason... because I didn't put it in."
Male to Female, talking about a book on the nightstand.

"Had to force down the first couple swallows- but then it wasn't that bad. Maybe an acquired taste I'll learn to like."
Female describing the first time drinking black coffee.

January 14, 2011

"Let me get this straight... the 'vet will be on top?"

"No, I'll be in the 'vet."

Coworkers talking about cars

January 12, 2011

"Have you seen an 8 inch floppy?"
Male coworker to another male coworker talking about ancient computer hardware

"We could just do it at your desk and call it a meeting."
Male coworker to another male coworker talking about setting up a meeting.

January 4, 2011

"Six feet, that's worth framing!"

"Wow honey that thing is huge!"

"I'll keep it hot, wet, and dripping for you."
Waitress at Wafflehouse to a customer concerning coffee